The Camel and the Eye of the Needle

For a Camel it is absolutely impossible to pass through the eye of a needle, a real one at least. A real Camel through a real eye of a needle, go figure.

For the metaphorical one its easy, Camels don’t even move for it they just pass through it as it stands for the wormhole that gets you into heaven instantly – for a Camel there is no difference, they imagine it anyway.

Money doesn’t work on wormholes, they don’t take money (they take everything), because it flips straight out of existence since it has no real value except for the belief put into it

Camels, the metaphorical ones, are Eternal because they stay consistent and are self-sufficient (completely) as they stand as the mathematical perfection of the Universe including the loophole like the eye of the needle

For a camel it passes through the eye of the needle like its not even there because a Camel doesn’t need  an eye of the needle or a needle since it is a self all encompassing concept which is never  real, just funny

What is funny is that it is never really written like this: the i of the needle – probably because it isn’t allowed according to language rules – A Camel just does it anyway, because rules are just that: if it can be broken it isn’t a real rule


The Dragon and the Squirl

Dragons exist as exactly  what does not exist as the outline of things that might exist: thoughts

Just imagine how unreal they are yet the thoughts of a Human can be a scary place and then imagine the all encompassing opposite of that, so all kinds of Dragons can not exist

Squirls are very neat and go through madness more often then they’d like but for the Squirl anything might be dangerous except Dragons obviously

For them Dragons tell the best stories ever told before sleeping.

The Albatross and the blind Camel

Very little is known about how the Albatross locate their prey, what is known is that they spend a minimal amount of energy diving to their food

This says something about their tremendous sight and also what they do with the information, in other words how they use it which is smartly

The Camel in this story tried to relocate a piece of vegetation but failed, it happens even to Camels, and on top of that a nasty sand storm had come up and despite the large eyelashes Camels have, it blinded the poor thing

High above close to the sea the Albatross picked up the distress call and looked at the Camel

To the Camels surprise the actual intelect of the Bird clicked right in and gave the Camel the how to to get to the right place again

No words are required which is awesome and in this case it saved the Camels life which was exactly what was needed, Albatrosses are good like that and are very very very good at seeing

A Moose?

A Camel is different from a Moose to pick a random point of reference, but they do have everything in common strange as it may sound

With the Moose everything comes to them, also cars unfortunately, and they get a bit bothered with it, because they like their own space

The solution was found by the Moose to step aside.

Everything now goes by the Moose and sometimes a Moose, which are quite common in the world, steps in again and we are like: A Moose?

like its still a surprise everytime, even if you would see them every day

Even if you’d look away and look again you be like: A Moose?

The Cat that couldn’t Breathe

Cats have a natural instinct for survival and they go straight through everything  without even knowing it

This Cat couldn’t breathe properly and it ended up accidentally  in a desert, like Cats do – we don’t know how this Cat did it

Cats are just at the right place  and time  when they need to at the same time, strangely enough – but be assured its good that they are.

So it asked the Camel that was there and looked at the Cat with a question mark above his head, because Camels really don’t understand  Cats really

The Cat: “How do I breathe  normally?”

The Camel anwsered briefly: “Just do  it.”

The Camel and the Dolphins Dream

Camels rarely get lost, because of previously mentions features

This Camel did and ended up at the ocean, the problem with this is that Camels can’t drink salt water for obvious reasons (they don’t like it)

This Camel tried it anyway cause it didn’t have a choice, but just as it lowered its head it saw something amazing, even for a Camel…

A Dolphin is the symbol of enjoyment and the Camel could drink something Eternal from the Dolphin that was better to the Camels amazement than an actual oasis: pure enjoyment

It gave this little lost Camel the strength to go on even though it shouldn’t and find an actual oasis out of pure enjoyment

How the Heron caught the Fish

We don’t know very much about Herons except that they are very lean and soft and that they are very very very difficult emotionally

What emotions are exactly we don’t know so go figure how much we really know

Fish are just awake, so awake that it becomes scary. It’s probably the eyes that give the scary effect.

What they feel is unclear and clear at the same time, they are just very much aware of everything so the only answer can be awareness

Contrary to belief  Herons don’t carry Children to the parents, that is done lets say differently.

By the way a Heron catches a Fish by waiting and that takes a lot of patience

This bird, the Heron, is a great example of how you should be emotionally to bring up Children.

And the Fish, well lets just say is a great example of what else you should be